Get that shit off my plate!
I’m probably one of the most difficult eaters that you’ll ever meet. I’m vegan, which means that don’t eat any animals or anything that ever pooped, squirted, plopped or was shaved off of an animal....
View ArticleThe Unadventurous Eater: Adam’s Beanie Burgers
No pork. No seafood. No cheese. No tofu, mayonnaise, yogurt, eggs, horseradish, mustard, mushrooms, etc., etc. I’m a little picky when it comes to food. Harry and I have determined that if I ever had...
View ArticleC&R Fight Club: ERIC CARTMAN vs. ADAM!
Welcome to THE FINAL FIGHT OF THE FIRST ROUND OF Cocky & Rude Fight Club! The rules to the game are simple. Each week we’ll introduce our fighters. We’ll do the leg work and help you analyze...
View ArticleHot guys skip the fries.
Tuesday night I met up with Ryan for the third annual West Coast Puntabulous Get Together! We met in La Jolla (where the rich people and Ryan live) at Five Guys. Enrico suggested I try Five Guys...
View ArticleThe Twelve Days of Whatever
On the first day of Whatever, my true love gave to me – a parakeet in a pear tree. On the second day of Whatever, my true love gave to me - two puntabupedes and a parakeet in a pear tree. Take Our...
View ArticleBiggest Cock & Rudest Loser 3: Week 7
Our fifth week is complete! Today our contestants celebrate six weeks into the cockiest and rudest weight loss competition evahhhh! It’s Biggest Cock & Rudest Loser 3! Last week we took a look at a...
View ArticleIt’s Your Friday Five!
Once again I tossed C&R’s Friday Five out to the C&Rmy, and here’s what threw back. It’s your Friday Five! Booze Cruise! The fourth annual family booze cruise is tonight! And since my family...
View ArticleBiggest C&R Loser 2013
Happy Valentine’s Day! Welcome to the 7th week of Biggest C&R Loser 2013! This year we’ll be keeping all of the results and placings secret until the end of the contest. We’ll also be pooling our...
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